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Dark MAGA

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Revision as of 12:33, 28 June 2022 by w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II (Created page with "Dark MAGA was a cannibalistic cult of supporters of The Great MAGA King. They were avid followers of G-Anon, but were far more extreme than the average G-Anon supporter. Dark MAGA believers called themselves 'patriots', and frequently had large orgies in the name of the MAGA King. === Inception === Dark MAGA is thought to have originated in a fringe sect of Pangean cultists, who worshipped Donald Trump (Great MAGA Kin...")
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Dark MAGA was a cannibalistic cult of supporters of The Great MAGA King. They were avid followers of G-Anon, but were far more extreme than the average G-Anon supporter. Dark MAGA believers called themselves 'patriots', and frequently had large orgies in the name of the MAGA King.

Inception

Dark MAGA is thought to have originated in a fringe sect of Pangean cultists, who worshipped the Great MAGA King. They built golden statues of him, covered themselves in tattoos of his face, and performed Force rituals in his honor.

Lights Off

In 5 B.B, During the Great MAGA King's presidential campaign, he uttered the phrase, "turn those lights off, turn them off.". This phrase was hijacked by Dark MAGA cultists and became the unofficial motto of Dark MAGA.

Human Sacrifice

Dark MAGA associates held an annual festival at the ruins of the United States Capitol Building, (destroyed in the Capitol Riot) each January 6th. On this very special day, Dark MAGA cultists would all be required to fill out a ballot form denoting which of their fellow Dark MAGA members they thought was a 'lib in disguise'. Whoever received the most votes would be slowly skinned and eaten alive on the crumbling Capitol steps. The corpse would be draped in the American flag and shot out of a cannon into the Atlantic Ocean.