Pennsylvania Mad Men
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The Pennsylvania Mad Men were a group of anti-Combine revolutionaries who were active across Ohio and Pennsylvania during the Great META War. They used synthetic rainbows to signal battle tactics to one another. They worked with the MTO and American Military to dispel the intergalactic invaders. Among their members were Wotter and Benjamin Afton.
Post-War Activities
After the end of the Great META War, the Pennsylvania Mad Men became highly influential in terms of Ohioan governance. Many of the Pennsylvania Mad Men were elected to the newly established Ohioan parliament. They greatly outnumbered the strength of Ohioan President Xiao Ling, who resigned after several weeks of fighting with the Mad Men and struggling to contact any foreign nation.
The Mad Men were staunch advocates of Ohioan Independence. For around three years, they were making great strides, until the formation of the North American Overlorddom.
Rebellion of the Mad Men
In 2 AB, the North American Overlorddom was conquering large quantities of North America, having absorbed Canada and Mexico into the infantile empire. A Waifurian commander, a woman by the name of Jamie Silver, arrived at the Ohioan border and demanded to speak with the Pennsylvania Mad Men. They refused, and launched cows over the border wall at Mrs. Silver. She blew a hole through the wall in retaliation, and began occupying southern Ohio.
The Mad Men were very disgusted at this, and formulated a rebellion. They stationed themselves carefully around Ohio, roughly a few hundred feet away from each Overlorddic Encampment. Then, in a grand show of fireworks and magic, the Madness of the Mad Men was finally explained.
Potions of Grand Design
The Mad Men had a special cultural elixir, known as “Rage Concentrate”. Anyone who consumed this would immediately become super muscular and all-powerful, doubling in size.
These potions of Grand Design were all consumed simultaneously by the Pennsylvania Mad Men on June 18th, 2 AB. The ensuing rampage resulted in the deaths of over 4,000 Overlorddic troops, and the destruction of most encampments.
Bombing Of Columbus 2
The Second Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale nuclear tragedy which occurred, again, in Columbus, Ohio, roughly 24 years after the first Bombing.
After the Pennsylvania Mad Men had successfully repelled the attacks of the North American Overlorddom, a rotten decision was made by the Overlord to deploy the top-secret Nuclear Pumpkin 2. This Pumpkin had been engineered in the Black Mesa Research Facility to deal maximum damage on beings and matter. It was the most powerful bomb ever constructed on Earth at that point.
Ohio Grand Calamity
The Grand Ohioan Calamity ensued. The Pumpkin was dropped, yet again, on Columbus Ohio, for old times sake. The Nuclear Pumpkin 2 decimated every single living thing in Ohio, turning the place into a desolate nuclear wasteland. The Pennsylvania Mad Men were all slaughtered. Ohio was stripped of its sovereignty and, by 10 AB, was made an official part of the Waifurian Empire.