Notorious Omaha Serpent

The Notorious Omaha Serpent was a serpent of extenseve propriety and pragmatism who resided in the sewers of Omaha, Nebraska. also the mother of one son, the Bronson Omaha Serpent, who was slaughtered viciously by Taman Burger Joint Nebraska to fuel the Snake Oil production of Elixir Salesman 802. She was a relatively benign jewelryperson, friendly and harmless enough, but was admittedly known to commit murder on rare occassions, particularly in the search of revenge for loved ones harmed by others, such as in the exclusive case of Elixir Salesman 802. She was, as a result of this action, charged with slaughter and began being hunted by International Police and the FBI. She was never caught. Her jewelry line 'Slither n' Shine', was a best-seller at jewelryplaces across the country, in particular, the Snake's Diamond Ring, a rare and somewhat expensive item that was fashioned from hardened and molted scales once upon her body and thusly compounded into miniscule crystals, compounded once more, and fashioned into gemstones. This was grand.