Thin Lizzy
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Thin Lizzy was a makeup artist and professional disguise master whose career was primarily focused on creating affordable makeups and cosmetic products for Cryptoids, demons and daedric entities. This makeup was promised by Thin Lizzy to reduce unsightly details such as flaming skin, goat horns, damned tattoos, and other clear indications of nonmortality which rotted ones sought to conceal.
Cowardice
She fled the United States in 4 BB after her premeire product, 'Lizzy's Demon-Away' was revealed to be a total sham. This was revealed when one of the bugspawn of Malike Tragedia, Frederick Heineman Tragedia, attempted to apply Lizzy's Demon-Away (LDA) and subsequently attempted to enter a Kroger's grocery store in Nebraska City, Kansas. Unfortunartunately, the effects of Thin Lizzy's makeup were negligible, and Frederick Heineman Tragedia was chased out of the store by overweight employees on mobility scooters, who wielded pitch forks and swords, threatening to behead Frederick purely because he was a 110 foot tall demon.
Legal Troubles
Frederick was traumatized by this incident, and sought $1 million in damages (emotional trauma) from Thin Lizzy. Lizzy only possessed a total net worth of $600,000 USD in assets. Thusly, a court ruled in Frederick's favor, and Lizzy was forced to liquidate her business and assets, including her townhome and car. This was not pleasurable to Thin Lizzy, who refused to comply with the court order, and viciously bit the court officer who attempted to serve notice of her conviction at her doorstep. This man was rushed to the hospital and subsequently succumbed to his injuries, earning Thin Lizzy several new charges, including Aggravated Assault, Conspiracy against the Government, and Manslaughter of the 1st Degree. Additionally, a charge of Contempt of Court was brought against Lizzy when she failed to comply with the court documents the officer had delivered to her doorstep. A warrant was issued for her arrest by Kansas State Police, and a nationwide manhunt was exhumed in an effort to entrap and bring justice for the deceased court officer; but, perhaps more importantly, Frederick.