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13:3613:36, 23 May 2026 Ogbu (hist | edit) [23 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Ogbu was a Ugandan man.") Tag: Visual edit

09:5709:57, 17 May 2026 Fabble (hist | edit) [242 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Fabble was a grabble, whose skin was light and grey; and Fabble was a snabble, who lived upon a sney. Fabble liked to dabble, in many nights and days; of sorts and kinds of paint and lines the blight of which is clay. Category:Characters") Tag: Visual edit

15:0015:00, 16 May 2026 David Numberman (hist | edit) [497 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|David David Numberman was an American Television Host and mathemitician, responsible for hosting the famed '2 'n' 8' Show' on the network TLC. The show ran for 6 hours each night and drew mixed reviews from critics and audiences. Numberman was terminated from his position upon the renewal of the 60,000 Diaries with Dr. Now on TLC, and his show's time slot was given to the weight loss program. Category:Characters") Tag: Visual edit

12:4512:45, 8 May 2026 Cow Escape Conundrum (hist | edit) [1,580 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Cow Escape Conundrum was a mysterious metaphysical phenomenemon known to affect domesticated cattle and their human agricultural stewards (known as 'farmers'). Cows could, on occassion, mysteriously relocate to an area outside of their pen, without damaging fencing or other farming infrastructure, and with no seemingly obvious point of egress. The cows were speculated to have a mental ability to teleport themselves, albeit infrequently, to a location where they wante...") Tag: Visual edit

00:2200:22, 7 May 2026 Hepatitis W (hist | edit) [1,551 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Hep Hepatitis W (commonly referred to as Wepatitis) was a relatively benign, yet extremely pervasive, strain of the Hepatitis disease. Its efffects included slight elbow discomfort and the loss of smell in the left nostril. It was enjoyed by children unlucky enough to drink milk from dairy cows of the specific ratio 44% white fur/ 45%% black fur or 45% white fur and 44% black fur (and vice versa). This was because the cows of this nearly s...") Tag: Visual edit

15:3115:31, 2 May 2026 Alex Jones (hist | edit) [1,749 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Mr. Jones Alexander Emeritus Jones was an American philosopher and political scientist, whose works, including the books 'The Great META War for The World' (about the Great META War 1) and 'The Great Awakening: Defeating the Combine and Launching the Next Great Renaissance', as well as politically thoughtful and well-researched preachings on his web program, 'InfoPeace.com', placed him in high regard by the United States of America|United...") Tag: Visual edit

21:5521:55, 26 April 2026 Spaceship License (hist | edit) [2,358 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Ghetsin 3 License. A Spaceship License was a universally required document used to identify residents of the Milky Way. It was instituted by the Waifurian Empire in 204 AB, as a form of universal ID. It became mandated in 210 AB. Any pilot of Spaceship found to not posess this license during routine inspections or other 'lawful examinations' would be extracted from their vehicle, brutalized, and shot in the chest between 5-7 t...") Tag: Visual edit
21:2821:28, 26 April 2026 500 Cigarettes (hist | edit) [4,502 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|500 Cigarettes 500 Cigarettes (originally known as 1 Cigarette) was a man comprised entirely out of cigarettes. He originated as one cigarette, who developed sentience after a worker at the tobacco factory collapsed into the cigarette roller and was rolled into a cigarette. This resulted in the soul of the worker (May Lynn Hepgreen) being transmutated into a differentlean soul, known as 1 Cigarette. 1 Cigarette was terrified of his existence immedi...") Tag: Visual edit

13:2413:24, 21 April 2026 Dill Squash Loaf (hist | edit) [971 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Dill Squash Loaf was an exceedingly popular culinary marvel which originated on the shores of Jacksonville Florida. It was honed by the experimental Chef, Chef, who enjoyed mixing herbs and gourd vegetables together with yeast to produce as-of-yet-un-procured baked good marvels. The dish was his most successful by far; increasing foot traffic at Chef's on the Point by 4000%. While Chef's dish was indeed delectable, the increase in foot travel was in fact a mi...") Tag: Visual edit

14:0014:00, 19 April 2026 Rick and the Hernettes (hist | edit) [2,016 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Rick and the Hernettes performed grand and gloridou performances. 'Rick and the Hernettes' (later, the 'Henriettas'), were a five-person swing/big band/jazz fusion musical group formed by Rick Hernia in 803,230 AB. Rick served as the lead vocalist and songwriter, while each of the other members of the band specialized in a special vocal performing art that sounded like an instrument. === Responsibilities === Marina (Left...") Tag: Visual edit

19:4719:47, 17 April 2026 Garudis-1 (hist | edit) [394 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Garudis-1 was a capital world of the SBC and the seat of the Garudisian Empire. It was obliterated by Director Phovus, who ordered Waifuria Prime's laser to destroy the planet during the Coalition War. This annihilation resulted in more than 100 billion deaths. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
19:4119:41, 17 April 2026 Garudis-2 (hist | edit) [143 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Garudis-2 Garudis-2 was a large gas giant used for fuel harvesting by the Garudisian Empire. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
19:3219:32, 17 April 2026 Garudis-4 (hist | edit) [134 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Garudis-4 was the homeworld of Worlds Without Boundaries. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
19:2519:25, 17 April 2026 Ki'va (hist | edit) [657 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|View from Ki'va, looking outwards toward Sagitarrius A. Ki'va was a cold, extremely dark planet that acted as the homeworld of the Interplanetary Dominion and the Hars species as a whole. Little was known about this planet; in fact, very little photography or even evidence of its composition existed. It orbited the star S55, which in turn orbited the Supermassive black hole Sagittarius A. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
18:4118:41, 17 April 2026 Kepler-62e (hist | edit) [499 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|The planet's luminant hues were grandiose indeed. Kepler-62e was a large terrestrial planet. It had once boasted a big beautiful atmosphere; however, an intense solar blast from Kepler-62e had torn that away. That forced the residents to burrow shallow tunnels under the planet's surface. The glow seen across the planet was in fact from massive, underground cities, so luminant that their glorious heat and light shone through the planet's crus...") Tag: Visual edit
18:3618:36, 17 April 2026 Kepler-62d (hist | edit) [404 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Kepler-62 was a cool, habitable world orbiting the Kepler-62 red dwarf. It was the homeworld of the [REDACT] (citation needed). [REDACT TOTAL ARTICLE] Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
18:3318:33, 17 April 2026 Kepler-62c (hist | edit) [507 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Kepler-62c sucked. Kepler-62c was a small, rocky planet that was rather uninteresting. This planet was rather uninteresting because it had been created by Leosis during a bad case of the Munchies, and Leosis was eager to clock out and hurry home to eat some Galactic Nachos. This also explains the inexcusable, massive flat trench in the middle of the planet (a feature present on several planets across the Omniverse, indicative of Leosis'...") Tag: Visual edit
18:2918:29, 17 April 2026 Kepler-62b (hist | edit) [314 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Kepler-62b Kepler-62b was a rocky, uninhabited planet in the Kepler-62b system that was rather poorly endowed in the notable feature department. This ensured the planet was featured in the "Top 10,000 MOST FORGOTTEN PLANETS!" on TLC for 4 billion years in a row. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
18:1818:18, 17 April 2026 Udumaykis (hist | edit) [675 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Udumaykis was a mysterious world. Udumaykis was the largest and first planet in the Udamaykis system. It was settled by the Bwemer and long served as a crucial node for their civilization, and the planet was continually studied for clues into that great and mysterious society. It was observed that massive, nautilus-shaped symbols covered the planet, and had been carved into the continents, all but destroying the landmasses of the planet....") Tag: Visual edit
18:0618:06, 17 April 2026 Haggfrys (hist | edit) [264 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Haggfrys was a terrestrial planet in the Udumaykis system. It was not habitable, and was destroyed after the Winged Star of Terror flung neighboring Jyykis into it, destroying both planets. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
18:0218:02, 17 April 2026 Glim (hist | edit) [540 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Glimp Glim was a planet in the Vim system. It was never colonized or explored by the Bwemer; this due to its extremely acidic and toxic atmosphere and fucked up magnetic field that caused extensive radiation damage within seconds to any life form that came near it. The planet's rings were comprised of heavy metals, and the surface and atmosphere were speculated to have rained down mercury and molten titanium. The planet was a popular weddi...") Tag: Visual edit
17:4917:49, 17 April 2026 TOP-G (hist | edit) [269 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "TOP-G was a toxic planet inhabited by alpha males. The planet did not have an atmosphere; it had a manosphere.") Tag: Visual edit
17:3617:36, 17 April 2026 Deploris (hist | edit) [385 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Deploris was the second planet in the Amoris system, and was the planet of hate. It was not ruled by a divine entity, but rather a council of hand-picked billionaire oil executive Humash and Humans. Category:Planets") Tag: Visual edit
17:1117:11, 17 April 2026 Waifurian Prison Planet 1 (hist | edit) [548 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Waifurian Prison Planet 1 was in fact a simple, unaltered supermassive gas giant in the Unnamed Colonial System, who Waifurian Prisoners were literally thrown into when prisons reached capacity.") Tag: Visual edit
16:5516:55, 17 April 2026 Waifurian Energy Planet 2 (hist | edit) [1,094 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Waifurian Energy Planet 2 was a rare terraformed gas giant, whose very essence had been compacted into a liquid and turned into a massive, sprawling system of hydroelectric dams, used to generate massive quantities of energy for the Waifurian Empire. It was forced into planetary bondage, a depravedly illegal act, wherein its atmosphere was restrained and tied to itself, and it was churned about through a vast containment system used to generate so-called 'hydroelectric'...") Tag: Visual edit
16:4616:46, 17 April 2026 Waifurian Science Planet 5 (hist | edit) [1,541 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Waifurian Science Planet 5 was a once-extremely bustling planet devoted to the most depraved and illegal scientific experiments, such as vaporization of sentient beings, species-grafting, nuclear laserfire, and numerous far more gruesome acts. Because of the unspeakable horror perpetrated on the planet, it would be Omniversally condemned by all peoples following Waifuria's collapse, with entrance to the haunted planet strictly forbidden. The remaining Superpredators...") Tag: Visual edit
16:3916:39, 17 April 2026 Waifurian Cattle Planet 1 (hist | edit) [1,103 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Cattle Waifurian Cattle Planet 1 was the second planet in the Unnamed Colonial System. It was dedicated entirely to the harvesting of livestock; the lands were used for harvesting cows and pigs and chickens, whilst the ocean portion was used for fishing and oystering, as well as jellyfishing. The planet was extensively terraformed, and rocket launchers were attached to the great wall along its artificial coasts, which were...") Tag: Visual edit
16:2416:24, 17 April 2026 Waifurian Vineyard Planet 1 (hist | edit) [1,441 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|422x422px|The planet pre-OmniStar occupation. thumb|411x411px|Waifurian Vineyard Planet 1 after data centers covered most of its surfaces and its oceans were practically drained. Waifurian Vineyard Planet 1 was a former Waifurian agricultural colony in the unnamed Waifurian Colonial System. It was the primary supplier of agricultu...") Tag: Visual edit
16:0616:06, 17 April 2026 Unnamed Colonial System (hist | edit) [887 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Unnamed Colonial System was an extremely exploited solar system in the galactic core, whose history and peoples were totally expunged by the Waifurian Empire in order to turn its planets into massive agricultural projects and science laboratories. The star of the system, also unnamed, was entangled in an extremely constructing Cinco Dyson Sphere. Several of the planets within the system were obliterated in the course of testing Waifuria Prime and other unknow...") Tag: Visual edit
15:4515:45, 17 April 2026 Levast 3 (hist | edit) [405 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|535x535px|Levast 3 Levast 3 was a medium-sized gas giant in the Levast system. It boasted a distinctive green color, sourced from cobalt and adamantium clouds that whipped around its upper atmosphere at mach speeds. Its moons were used by the Interplanetary Dominion as research bases and also, bizarrely, as hospital sites.") Tag: Visual edit
15:3715:37, 17 April 2026 Levast 2 (hist | edit) [899 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Levast2 Levast 2 was a large terrestrial planet in the far-flung extragalactic Levast system. It was an arid, extremely warm world, with an unstable magnetic core that saw its poles rapidly shift direction semi-annually. It was home to the largest clay deposit in the Omniverse. The planet was frequently the target of attempted terraforming endeavors by the Lobs; usually to little success, due to the planet's erratic magnetic field. The ocea...") Tag: Visual edit

11:5611:56, 16 April 2026 TOP-F (hist | edit) [1,749 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|455x455px|TOP-F's many glowing fissures and cracks glowed a deep orange from space. thumb|566x566px|View from a temporary mountain range on TOP-F. TOP-F was a hot water world in the TOP system, with massive geothermal vents cracking across its crust, and magma constnatly spewing upward into its oceans. It existed on the outer edge of the habitable zone; but boasted a tropical and, at times, oppressive hothouse climate...") Tag: Visual edit

22:5022:50, 15 April 2026 Bryan Crayon XXVI (hist | edit) [1,155 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Bryan was a fickle and failed Emperor. Bryan Crayon XXVI was the final Emperor of the Waifurian Empire in its main form. He followed the sickly Emperor Michael S. Bronston II. Crayon was the direct descendant of former Waifurian Emperor Bryan Crayon IV. Crayon the 16th ruled from 100,366 to 100,394. However, his rule was marred with total collapse and annihilation of Waifurian military might, following thier disastrous d...") Tag: Visual edit
18:5918:59, 15 April 2026 TOP-E (hist | edit) [1,048 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|TOP-E TOP-E (often referred to simply as 'Tope') was a small, rocky terrestrial planet in the TOP system. It was a planet colonized and terraformed by Hars; one of the many secretive conquestions of Preomordikat III. The Hars developed the once-barren rock into a thriving civilization, with nearly half of the planet being one massive metropolis, which would become known as 'New Hars City'. The Har...") Tag: Visual edit
18:4318:43, 15 April 2026 TOP-D (hist | edit) [370 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|TOP-D was attractive to men and women alike. TOP-D was the 3rd planet in the TOP system and a small gas giant. It was renowned for its vibrant atmosphere and was a popular sightseeing destination. Orbiting the TOP-1A and TOP1B binary star in the TOP-D system, it experienced an equal amount of attraction to each.") Tag: Visual edit
18:2518:25, 15 April 2026 TOP-C (hist | edit) [838 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Top C, seen from space. The atmosphere was rather savoury. TOP-C was a large pink and purple Super-Earth planet whose atmosphere resembled, and in many ways was identical to, the popular Earthlean snack food, Cotton Candy. The planet rained sugar crystals and had great cyclones of strawberry and cherry flavored cotton candy, which, ironically, were most dangerous when wet (as occured when the upper atmosphere polluted water down onto their pristin...") Tag: Visual edit
18:0118:01, 15 April 2026 TOP-B (hist | edit) [1,087 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|382x382px|TOP-B, accompanied by its immodest ring system. TOP-B was a small terrestrial planet and the first planet in the TOP system. It was used as a massive galactic garbage dump, and its atmosphere was formed entirely from trash and biological waste dumped there across history. The planet lacked a magnetic field, and so, were the trash imports ever to cease, the 10 billion mammalesque denizens of TOP-B would have incinerated from solar radiati...") Tag: Visual edit

13:4113:41, 13 April 2026 Working Men (hist | edit) [714 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb The Working Men were a 4-person construction quartet responsible for some of the highest quality constructions in the Southern Hemisphere. They were famous for never being seen actually working; and indeed, only completing the work on their job site when nobody and nothing was watching. They frequently sat in folding chairs and were almost never seen in different positions. None of them wore name tags, and their origins and were unknown. Wh...") Tag: Visual edit

14:2714:27, 12 April 2026 Greenland (hist | edit) [2,269 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Greenland (center); to the right, Iceland.") Tag: Visual edit
14:1414:14, 12 April 2026 Polar Express (hist | edit) [1,679 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|The Polar Expresssssssssssssssssssssssss The Polar Express was a holiday-themed jubilant train line which ran around the Greenland, the Canada, the Russia, the North pole; the Alaska. It was a favorite among children, despite the violent and graphic designs upon its bosom. The train was commissioned in honor of St. Nick by an anonymous person. Each holiday sesan, the train would run, stopping at various times to gather children. The child...") Tag: Visual edit
13:5213:52, 12 April 2026 Gravy Train (hist | edit) [487 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Gravy The Gravy Train was a serial Pum-Peddler killer and wanted locomotive who frequently assisted in capers and heists conducted by robbers and the ilk. Gravy Train was corrupted by the allure of capital, and owned 14 low-income housing units resided in by box cars and retired steam locomotives. He was an abusive and horrendous landlord, and was murdered in a freak train accident with the Polar Express. Category:Char...") Tag: Visual edit

16:0516:05, 9 April 2026 Michael Rubescone (hist | edit) [1,388 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|569x569px|Rubescone, prior to the Tractor Trailer incident. Michael Rubescone was a super-mordibly obese, and later, extremely-super-morbidly obese, patient of Dr. Now, the weight-loss deity. He appeared on the final season of ''My 6000-lb Life'', and served as the primary inspiration for Dr. Now's sequel series; '''60000-lb Diaries with Dr. Now'''. Rubescone was an extremely overweight [[Humash]...") Tag: Visual edit
15:3615:36, 9 April 2026 The 60000 lb Diaries with Dr. Now (hist | edit) [26,438 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|584x584px|A somewhat insensitive advertisement used by the program in 6 AB, depicting Dr. Now standing on a ring of disgusting food, and with one of the Dr.'s Patients depicted as a planet. While several patients did reach nearly 60,000 lbs (with the maximum weight approaching 57,652 lbs), none were ever massive enough to coalesce their own gravitational field nor exit low-[[Earth 2|Earth orbit, much less gain rings. However, Dr. Now was said to...") Tag: Visual edit
15:2315:23, 9 April 2026 My 6000-lb Life (hist | edit) [1,882 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|711x711px|An advertisement for my 6000-lb Life, circa 2 AB. The advertisement was used on various billboards and even spent an entire day on the Las Vegas Sphere, during the tenure of which Dr. Now's voice, saying "The Scale Does Not Lie," echoed across the city at excessive volume, damaging the ear drums of 50 extremely-morbidly-obese individuals. This was chalked up to a 'technology error'. My 6000-lb Life was an United States of America|Amer...") Tag: Visual edit
14:0014:00, 9 April 2026 Dr. Now (hist | edit) [8,732 bytes] Doorbell3200Washcloth0957 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|360x360px|Dr. Now, soon to become Dr. Then. {{Infobox character|name=Dr. Now|caption=Dr. Now, photographed at Houston Obesity Surgery shortly after informing a patient that the scale does not lie.|born=October 11, 76 B.B. <br> Houston Obesity Surgery, Houston, Texas (see: Manifestation)|status=Deceased (see: Dr. Then)|full names='''Younan Nowzaradan''' (operational) <br> Younan Soonzaradan (pre-manifestation) <br> ...") Tag: Visual edit
10:1110:11, 9 April 2026 Charon Chyron (hist | edit) [447 bytes] Fabafaba324 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|456x456px|An artist's depiction of the Charon Chyron. Unfortunately, the Chyron could not be photographed, on account of being comprised purely of light energy and holograms. The Charon Chyron was a large, neon ringboard which orbitted Pluto's moon, Charon. It was installed by Pluto in order to generate revenue for Pluto, while increasing tourism to Pluto.") Tag: Visual edit

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